A Sad State of Affairs....

Colleague: So, are you still thinking of going to Iran this summer?
Me: Well, that's where God seems to be guiding me.
Colleague: Isn't it dangerous there?
Me: I've heard it been said before that there's no safer place to be than in the center of God's will.
Colleague: HA! HA! Good one! Nice come back!
Me: ?!?!?!