HIS ONE MISTAKE
He wore his raincoat when it rained.
He brushed his teeth TWICE a day...with a nationally advertised toothpaste.
The doctors examined him twice a year.
He slept with the windows open.
He stuck to a diet with plenty of fresh vegetables.
He golfed-but never more than 18 holes at a time.
He got at least 8 hours of sleep every night.
He never smoked, drank or lost his temper.
He did his "daily dozen" (pushups) daily.
He was all set to live to be a hundred.
The funeral will be held Wednesday. He's survived by eight specialists, three health institutions, two gymnasiums and numerous manufacturers of health foods and antiseptics.
He forgot God, lived as if this world were all, and is now with those who say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended, and we are not saved." (Jeremiah 8:20)
For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul? (Mark 8:36-37)
He brushed his teeth TWICE a day...with a nationally advertised toothpaste.
The doctors examined him twice a year.
He slept with the windows open.
He stuck to a diet with plenty of fresh vegetables.
He golfed-but never more than 18 holes at a time.
He got at least 8 hours of sleep every night.
He never smoked, drank or lost his temper.
He did his "daily dozen" (pushups) daily.
He was all set to live to be a hundred.
The funeral will be held Wednesday. He's survived by eight specialists, three health institutions, two gymnasiums and numerous manufacturers of health foods and antiseptics.
He forgot God, lived as if this world were all, and is now with those who say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended, and we are not saved." (Jeremiah 8:20)
For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul? (Mark 8:36-37)